January 2010
21 posts
What goes around comes around..
You know.. really I wish I had lived in california longer. The memories are SO easy to seperate from my iowa ones. I just have to grasp one or two then they all comeback.
But then.. at the same time.. I wish I had moved sooner. Today I was contacted by one of my best firends back then. Jacob Weiss (actualy i was talking to his mom) And I started thinking about how good of friends i would be with...
“Please just.. stop making sense”
False
Tom: What just happened?
Me: Everything...
Tom: WOOOOOOOOOAH!
Me: meh.. shit happens..
hear that world? you are shit. YAY! compost
“Me: So THATS where i put my segway…”
– Tom: its not good to lose your segway.. me: what segway? (i dont have a segway? what was he talking about?!)
While playing the online game WolfQuest
random chick: im a female
random guy: im a male
r g: I like you
r c: i like you too
r g: do you have a mate?
r c: no
r g: me either
r c: :)
r g: youre so hott
r c: you too
r g: i love you
r c: i love you too
r g: want to go play in the water?
r c: sure, ill brb
r c: im her firend, ive taken over the computer while shes in the bathroom
r g: oh. tell her i miss her
r c: she misses you too!
(this annoyingly goes on for about 20 minutes while the girls "in the bathroom")
r g: are you my mate?
r c: you know im not your mate right?
(said about the same time)
me: SHOT DOWN!!
lol.. freaks on computers who need a life.. THEY ARE VIRTUAL WOLVES! get over it..
Gay teen worried he might be Christian
peasonearth:
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/gay_teen_worried_he_might_be?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
Warning: The link above is most likely to offend you. If it doesn’t, and you’re cool enough to have a sense of humor, come give me a high-five sometime.
At first glance, high school senior Lucas Faber, 18, seems like any ordinary gay teen. He’s a member of his...
Erg
So finals are getting a little frustrating. I wish they would be over already! Im already know the grades i might get so really.. just get it over with! The worst part of it all is that i seem to be in a “fuck the world” mood this past month so im procrastinating only A LOT!
In other news. I found koden! haha.. sorta. But yeah I noticed something about us.
When he’s human, its...
Tumblr thinks i dont post enough variety
Me: *reads* -at the end of this season.. miley cyrus will be giving up hannah montana-..
Me: ..
Koden: ..
Me: aALKSDGHLKAS;DJG;LKASDJFL;KJASD;FLKHAKIJUO;ALIDMCXHNLE/;i'j
Koden: A;LSKJDG;LKJSDAHOI/;GJLKADSZXGIO/;UAEJPDSFGNO;LESKDAFLIVO/'
Me and Koden: ;AOSIDUGJ;.QELWKHNADS;GYJKTG
I stop and Koden keeps going: LW;'PADSGIR !
Anna: Padsgir?
;'Padsgir !
You could have just said "im busy"
i tried to talk to a friend of mine on msn.. and this is what happened:
<the cow goes- is me>
_______________________________
the cow goes.. SHAZOOOO says:heelloo?
†€|¬ Ŧεŧşůγα †h£ ƒr êåK - It’s funny how we are so quick to hurt those we love, before we hurt our enemies. says:
Message CM 27: The subscriber you are trying to reach is unavailable or outside the calling area
...
tumblarity
i see how it is.. i see.. if i dont post on time today, you drop me like a new years ball.
yesterday, tumblarity 9. today, 0
WELL for your information! while i was asleep. i was spending time with a very nice dream!
it was something about this guy on a horse and he was a warrior and was taking care of me for some reason and i ended up seeing him and calling him as Dad (though he looks nothing...
Anarchy on the freeway, no one's gonna tell you...
peasonearth:
No, not this time…
I had high hopes for 2010. This is ridiculous, of course, because dates and times are all figments of our imagination. But being hopeful always never hurts.
I’ve always wanted to see some dramatic change with New Years. Everyone talks about the brand new year like it’s something different then the day before. I’d like to see that happen for once.
I want to...
yo' momma'!
My attempt to make a Yo momma joke at four in the morning.. right after that sleepless craze sets in
“Yo momma is sew… shes like a seam…”
Anna proceeded to say, “what the heck was that..” and i replied
“a seam joke..” THUS the invention was born! since then.. ive heard of one other.
anna told her mom my joke and she replied “so it...
Secrets of temptation
ive come up with a beautiful idea on eating food.
ever have too much to eat but its too good not to eat it all?
older methods involved throwing up but i have a new way!
eat it all before it settles in your stomach and gives you that “full” feeling
yeaaaaaah…
Thats when I realized.. I FORGOT MY SHOELACE!
<insert left arm flail here> says: -can you do me a favor? -youre like the only person on msn right now for me and i HAVE to tell someone this -when I die.. will you make sure they put an alarm system inside it incase im not actualy dead?
Bri says -Okay. Sure, go for it.
<insert left arm flail here> says: -did you get it?
Bri says: -Nope. =( Damnit, MSN.
<insert left arm flail...